Not the best 1st post for 2009 by some distance.

2009 Focus - Intimate Relationships

A post from a US productivity/life coach-type blog that could never have been written by a Brit. You sense it might be a zinger from the headline, and it doesn't disappoint.

Sometimes you just have to keep watching [or in this case reading] a slow motion train wreck for the sheer fascination of it all...despite being vaguely aware that your jaw is continuing to drop lower by the second.

The words backside, up, far and own spring to mind. And on New Year's Day too! Megauncharitable.